A VERY PEK CEK DAY..

i went garena tournament room 1..what they called (CLHS dota room) because there are only chung ling player..
then i saw VerGe- p/s: PRO!!! he chio me to go play..
so i chio potato(MiNGz), CyndiLuVu(kong) and EviL- Clan..
-Evil-Vsuckz hosted..i told him VerGe, MiNGz and CyndiLuVu wanna playy..
suddenly..

5..
4..
3..
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1..
zZz WTF u!

Mode: -arsp

our team:
-Evil-Ken__Witch Doctor
Me~________Blood Seeker
-Evil-Mon__Beast Master
IceZ_______Templar Assassin
pr0killerz_Clockwerk
opponent i forgot d luu..

starting witch doctor solo..woots__suan le actually i wan solo de__
me and beast took fb~ killed opponent broodmother..beast KSed me..
wth suddenly broodmother become pro! at first i dunno what happen..he killed both of us.. T.T then i know he's kong..wtf siao siao A VERY IMBA person..13mins eagle..haha

then..
more interesting things happened..first time i saw this witch doctor so pro..FIRST TIME!!!
he bought a dagon..wa so fast i still didn't hv anythings..
guess what he did (i think everyone who knows how to play will know this things about witch doctor)__curse then dagon__
when i died..(been gangbang..T.T)i saw witch doctor's going to kill people!!!
he stun..DAGON! and then curse..cool -.-
and not just once..EVERYTIME!!WTH

this is what i told him in the game..

(me) NEON.[soulz]_: Why u dagon then curse!?
-Evil-ken_________: it's the same la..
-Evil-ken_________: STIM..
NEON.[soulz]______: ...
then everybody speechless(include me)..PEK CEK!
but we still win~ nice teamwork with pr0killerz(clockwerk) =D

haiz..just like what my sifu(IMBA kong)^^ said..
u didn't go play with public, or ladder room, how are u going to improve?

Wahaha some funny + lame jokes =P

蚯蚓一家这天很无聊，小蚯蚓就把自己切成两段打羽毛球去了；

蚯蚓妈妈觉得这方法不错，就把自己切成四段打麻将去了；

蚯蚓爸爸想了想，就把自己切成了肉末。蚯蚓妈妈哭着说："你怎么这么傻？切这么碎会死的！"

蚯蚓爸爸弱弱地说："……突然想踢足球。"

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龟兔赛跑.....兔子很快跑到前面去了......

乌龟看到一只蜗牛爬得很慢很慢.....对他说:你上来，我背你吧.....然后......蜗牛就上来了......

过了一会....乌龟又看到一只蚂蚁....对他说:你也上来吧....于是蚂蚁也上来了。

蚂蚁上来以后......看到上面的蜗牛......对他说了句:你好！你们知道蜗牛说什么吗？

蜗牛说：你抓紧点，这乌龟好快.......

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有个人一天碰到上帝，上帝突然大发善心打算给那人一个愿望......

上帝问，你有什么愿望吗？那个人想了想，听说猫都有9条命，那请您赐给我9条命吧。

上帝说：好，你的愿望实现咯。

一天，那个人闲来无聊，如说去死一死算了，反正有9条命嘛，就躺在铁轨上......

结果一辆火车开过去.....那人还是死了，这是为什么呢？因为那列火车的车厢有10节。 -.-

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话说数千年以前，无论是公狗还是母狗，他们小便时都是蹲着的，直到唐朝，事情才有了转变……

唐太宗大家听过吧！他老人家养了一对北京狗，有一次唐太宗上华山祭天，带了这一对去……

祭到一半时，母狗突然内急，于是便跑到一棵树后解决，在祭天时这是非常不敬的行为，因此惹恼了玉帝，

玉帝命令雷公打了一个雷，正好打在树上，树倒了，压死了母狗，公狗看了以后非常害怕……

从此以后，公狗每次在树下小便时，都会伸出一只脚，用力顶着树，以免树倒下来压到自己 。

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